Banal Fixation

Well, hi there. I am Michelle and live in the East Village, and am into Comedy and other Stuffs. I am trying to find a pic in which I do not look like a murderer. Am on it. You can email me at michellemarkowitz [at] gmail.com.

This is the sweetest form letter I have ever received.

From applying for a job online:

“…If you are not selected, do not consider it a poor reflection on you; rather, it is an indication that another candidate has skills that better fit the role…”

That almost brought tears to my eyes!  I KNEW it wasn’t me!  It’s just that someone is a better fit for what you want than…I am.  So I guess it’s not that you’re just not that into me, you are just really, really into this other girl.  Who has a great resume.  And loves business casual.  And probably really loves the gym.  Who has probably never cried in a bathroom at work.  So, ok.  Cool.  Totally feel good now.  Just have some dust in both my eyes…

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