Do you ever…
… hang out in your apartment, and think to yourself, “Wow. It’s incredible how good I look right now. God. If only people could see me NOW. I am probably at the peak of my own hotness right here in this moment. I have that post-gym glow, still in my gym clothes, and here I am just youtube-ing old episdoes of “Family Ties.” God, what a waste.” Then you get up to get a glass of water, giving just that cursory glance by your mirror to confirm your suspicions.
Oh wait. I look like a stay at home mom. 
