Watching "Terms of Endearment" in the Box Office at UCB...
- Me: God, this movie is so good. Pat, come watch!
- Pat Baer (standing two feet away, refusing to watch): No. I refuse.
- Me: Why? Why are you denying yourself one of the greatest film experiences ever?
- Pat Baer: I don't understand why you want me to watch - it would not enhance your "Terms of Endearment" experience at all?
- Me: I just think it would be a nice Saturday afternoon house managing/interning thing to do. I don't understand why you are refusing on principle. If Shirley Maclaine was a ninja in this movie, would you watch then?
- Pat Baer: Wow. If Shirley Maclaine played a ninja I would love to see her interpretation. Yes, I would definitely watch then.
- Me: ...
